If You Plan to Dress for Harlem or Harvard Yard

Tune: Johnny Mercer and Matty Malneck's Goody Goody

If you plan to dress for Harlem or Harvard Yard
(Neighborhoodies™!),
With a retro chic that's secretly avant-garde
(Neighborhoodies™!);
If you want to be well-dressed;
If you want to buy the best,
With a custom-embroidered logo
Stitched on every chest:
There's a little firm in DUMBO that's made the scene—
Neighborhoodies™;
You can also check 'em out at Pier 17.
Gadzooks 'n' Land o' Goshen
(Excuse the sharp emotion)!
Neighborhoodies™ for him;
Neighborhoodies™ for her;
And the price 'll satisfy the Fiscal You.