I Like Clinton, 'Cause of Waco's Fate

Tune: Irving Berlin's "You're Just in Love"

The Democrat.

I like Clinton, 'cause of Waco's fate;
James McDougal and his real estate;
Filegate, Nannygate and Travelgate;
His Friends are high—well, so am I.
Flip-flops? Those are his foundation stones;
And, what's more, he hits on Paula Jones;
Back in 'Nam, he sure gave Charlie hell;
He doesn't ask or tell; so Bill's my guy.

The Republican.

I like Dole. His solution? A brand-new Constitution,
With no blacks, immigrants or gays;
By outrageous contortions, he does "stands" on abortions;
In his schools, everybody prays.
He denies that's his platform (he's got nerve, I'll say that for'm);
He says once—long ago—he scored.
He does tend to sermonize, but don't think I criticize;
I'm not mad—I'm just plain bored.