Say, Afghans, Have You Seen Osama
Tune: Henry Clay Work's "Kingdom Coming"
Say, Afghans, have you seen Osama
With the fungus on his face?
He pulled up stakes and packed his skivvies,
And he left without a trace.
We've scoured the hills of Tora Bora
And we've combed through Kandahar;
We figure that he must be hiding
In Madrid or Zanzibar.
Osama's run away?
I don't know what to say;
It's just Al Qaeda's sweet comeuppance
And the Jihad's Judgment Day.
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