There'll Always be an Ingrid

Tune: Ross Parker's and Hugh Charles's "There'll Always be an England"

There'll always be an Ingrid,
While there is Joan of Arc;
As long as Casablanca keeps
Us spellbound in the dark.

There'll always be an Ingrid,
While there is celluloid;
As long as Netflix does its stuff,
She'll never be destroyed.

Goodbye Again:
Ready to cry again?
Bother the plot!
Bergman is hot—
Second to none.

Notorious:
Isn't she glorious?
Dis is de broad
Cary 'n' Claude
Wished they'da done.

There'll always be an Ingrid,
'Cause Ingrid is a Star,
As long as there's a DVD
(Or else a VCR).