You're a Pop!

Tune: Cole Porter's "You're the Top"

You're a pop!
You're a procreator!
You're a pop!
You're a sho' 'nuff pater.

We can call you "Dad,"
'Cause you've lately had
A calf—
But, although you bred it,
We ought to credit
Your Better Half.

You're a sire!
(All the old skill loiters—
Better wire
UPI and Reuters.)

Proudly take your stand
With a bucket and
A mop,
'Cause it's time to change the nappy,
Mr. Pop!