Amoral Alphabet - M.

The Mugger,
Who'll bugger
Youse, given de chance,
Continues
To skin youse
By stealin' your pants.

Recite that in Coney—
They'll spot you're a phony,
And loudly vociferate, "Jeez—!
You joik! Are you rural?
W'y, "youse" is de plural
Of 'you,' in correct B'ooklynese!"