Who Knew Ernie Was Gay?

Tune: Cole Porter's "You Do Something to Me"

Who knew Ernie was gay?
Nothing from now on could surprise me.
Who knew Bert was—"that way"?
(Why is it no one notifies me?)
Good grief! Where will it lead?
Snoopy
On Snoopy?
—Or Droopy
On speed?
[suspiciously:] Still—who knew Ernie was gay?
(I wonder—is Big Bird blue?)