Bush and Kerry

Tune: James van Heusen's "Love and Marriage"

Bush and Kerry,
Bush and Kerry:
You'll forgive us, if we're none too merry.
One is always warring;
The other's just a little boring.

Bush and Kerry,
Bush and Kerry;
Sad to say, it isn't Tom and Jerry.
If we had our druthers,
We'd cast our vote for Sally Struthers.

How, how, how
To choose between careers
That are checkered?
Now, now, now
It might be well to scru-
Tinize the record.

Bush and Kerry,
Bush and Kerry
Cursed America with dysentery.
We can all improve 'er—
Get out and vote!
Get out and vote!
Get out and vote—
For Herbert Hoover.