I've Got the Russian Flu
Tune: George Gershwin's "I've Got a Crush on You"
I've got the Russian flu;
Fever's high;
Feelin' awful achy;
Like to die.
My nose and throat
Are substandard;
My small intestine
Is gerrymandered.
I've got dibs
On the loo!
(Pass the Kaopectateâ„¢,
P.D.Q.)
My gut has turned to pure mush,
Just because a Russian gave me the flu.
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