I Got CD's

Tune: George Gershwin's "I Got Rhythm"

I got CD's;
I got blue chips;
I got mine, pal,
And to hell with everyone else.

I got time shares
In the Hamptons;
I got mine, pal,
And to hell with everyone else.

Screw the homeless!
I don't tip 'em;
I just slip 'em
My "heart-felt"'s.

I got Gucci's;
I got Barneys;
I got fur coats
Made of purebred platypus pelts,
And to hell with everyone else.

[Return to Bridge for:]

–You're a beggar?
Times are hard, son.
Here's my card, son–
My heart melts.

You got troubles;
I got troubles.
Just remember
That a wise man never unbelts,
And to hell with everyone else!