Nobody Loves You

Tune: George Gershwin's "Somebody Loves Me"

Nobody loves you.
You wonder why—
You wonder why that should be.

Nobody loves you,
Not even I.
(Grapefruit and brie don't agree.)

For ev'ry charm that might have made your presence joyous,
You've a dozen crotchets that annoy us.

Nobody loves you,
And here's a clue:
Maybe it's you.