Well, Good for You!

Tune: Fred E. Ahlert's and Roy Turk's "Mean to Me"

Well, good for you!
You're eating what's good for you;
Glue, sawdust and wood for you—
Commonly known as "muesli."
Eat it all up!

Shredded steel
Might offer more mouth-appeal;
Gosh, what a disgusting meal
(Using the "M" word loosely).

When Nature calls us
To swallow this Dreck,
Then peristalsis
Becomes a big pain in the neck.
Heck!

How can you
Sit calmly and eat that goo?
You'd stop, if you only knew
What was good for you!