There's a 'Coon That I've Been Anxious to Tree

Tune: George Gershwin's "Someone to Watch Over Me"

There's a 'coon that I've been anxious to tree.
Here's why, you see—
Last night, at 3:00,
Someone spilled Scotch over me.

I was in the karzy, takin' a whiz,
Hummin' Les Miz,
Mindin' my biz.
Someone spilled Scotch over me.

When you've been sprinkled with Glenlivet™,
You out-stink a civet—
Fair dinkum, that stuff ain't Chablis.
(No, siree!)

If I corner him, I'll put him away;
Needless to say,
He'll curse the day
Someone spilled Scotch over me.
Mais oui!
One great big splotch over me.