My Young'un's Healthy

Tune: Harry Warren's "I'm Young and Healthy"

My young 'un's healthy;
He's got both arms.
He infuriated eight
Formerly sedate
Schoolmarms.

My young 'un's healthy;
His teachers blanch.
When the music teacher fought,
Miz MacGregor bought
The ranch.

Someday, he'll smarten,
Jes' like his Mam—
But in kindergarten,
He flunked the final exam.
Damn!

My young 'un's healthy,
But he's a lout.
So we keep him at the vet,
Till it's safe to let
Him out.