Oh, Baby, What I Couldn't Do

Tune: Harry Warren's "With Plenty of Money and You"

Oh, baby, what I couldn't do,
With Hollywood surgeons and you!

I'd get you a facelift, a tummy tuck,
And a nose job, so you shouldn't look like Daffy Duck;

I'd buy you collagen treatments and thinner thighs
And silicone implants (the jumbo size);

To complete the production,
Discreet liposuction.

From looking like Rover,
You'd wind up in clover:
I'd do a make-over
Of you!