Hands Up, If You Know

Tune: Lionel Bart's "Food, Glorious Food"

Hands up, if you know
Milk's Favorite Cookie™!
What pleases the pro?
What tickles the rookie?

What thrills 'em from New Rochelle
Out to San Francisco?
It isn't so hard to tell—
Think Nabisco™.

One wonderful snack
Unravels the riddle.
Take one from the stack
(First eating the middle):

Far sweeter than honeycomb,
Far smoother than silk;
Then:
Milk—Oreo™—milk—Oreo™—milk—Oreo™—milk!