Hooray for Holy War!

Tune: Richard A. Whiting's "Hooray for Hollywood"

Hooray for Holy War!
A zany,
Pro-Khomeini
Holy War!

Because the blessed Ayatollah curses
Satanic Verses,
I'm all psyched up for a fight!

When Salman Rushdie's
Completely crushed, he's
Gonna rue the day he was taught to write!

Hooray for Holy War!
I'll be as rich as a conquistador:

The guy who scrags him gets a million smackers.
I may be crackers,
But that seems worth fighting for!

For megabucks like that,
I'd murder Arafat!
Hooray for Holy War!