Eats Rock! Eats Rule!

Tune: Charles B. Lawlor's "Sidewalks of New York"

Eats rock! Eats rule!
Here's to chowing down!
Shallot-suffused ravioli;
London broil, all pink and brown;

Boysenberry fritters:
Someone gimme a fork!
Nowt is quite as fantastic,
Though, as corrugated pork.