The Girl I Bed

Tune: Irving Berlin's "The Girl on the Magazine Cover"

The girl I bed
Is good at hogging the covers;
To all the bedclothes she sticks like glue.

Above my head
She agonizingly hovers,
Until she's certain I won't come to.

Then from my feet
She'll draw the sheet;
As for the blanket,
She'll yank it
By force.

Even Nanook agrees
That a backside will freeze,
When your lover's
Pulled the covers
From your ice-cold *orse.*