Hurry Down Tomorrow to Gristede's™, Honey

Tune: Shelton Brooks's "Darktown Strutters' Ball"

Hurry down tomorrow to Gristede's™, honey;
You better be ready for a blow-out sale—
Half off on Swanson™ kale,
And here's a coupon good for Breakstone™ butter.
Remember when you get there, honey—
The two-fer deal that they have on All™.
There's a special on Ragú™,
Baby Watson™ jelly-rolls, too;
And, while you're there, buy a marked-down Butterball™.