Type II Diabetes

Tune: Joe Burke's "Tiptoe Through the Tulips"

Type II diabetes:
Eat your Wheaties
And avoid the beer,
Or Type II
May at some point appear.

Type II alcoholics
Holler, Bollocks!
But it's all too clear
That Type II
May attack them some year.

Don't gorge—
Eat smaller amounts.
(Don't forge
Those calorie counts!)

Make this condition
A precedent:
Watch your diet,
And you needn't fear
That Type II
Will abort your career.