Today, Father, is Father's Day

Tune: Harry Ruby's "Father's Day"
(encore chorus)

Today, Father, is Father's Day,
So we're letting you sleep in.
We're sure gonna try
To be so mousy qui-
Et, you can hear someone dropping a pin.
It offers recognition of your status,
So we do these little favors with zest;
For according to our mother, you begat us—
And Mom, after all, knows best.