Today, Mother, is Mother's Day

Tune: Harry Ruby's "Father's Day"

Today, Mother, is Mother's Day—
So we're giving you a card.
There's no need to sob;
We just want to corrob-
Orate: our psyches are not very scarred.
You amplified our Oedipus Complexes
With your psychobabble, mind games and lies;
So if we've become polygamists in Texas—
It's sad, but it's no surprise.