Some Are Lucky

Tune: Jeffrey Moss's "Rubber Duckie"

Some are lucky,
Yes, indeed—
Soar at supersonic speed.
Some are lucky
To float in an old balloon.

Some are lucky
L.B. Mayers—
Cecil B. DeMille-ionaires.
Some are lucky,
If they're cast in a short cartoon.

You're a dope, if you
Ever hope to be
Ha-appy;
Perhaps you've
Just forgotten that
Life is rotten and
Cra-appy.
Listen to Pappy:

Some are lucky,
Boy, oh boy!
Spend their winters in St. Croix.
Some are lucky
To spend 'em in Saska-
(Just be thankful it isn't Alaska!),
Some are lucky
To spend 'em in Saskatoon.