Sign On

Tune: Jack Norworth's "Shine On, Harvest Moon"

Sign on . . .
Sign on with your *name: __________
And *date of birth: __________

Type in . . .
*Mother's maiden name: __________
*SSN: __________ *telephone: __________
*Address: __________ and *net worth: __________.

These days,
Private facts are few
And far between;
So sign on!
Read the new webzine—
Identity Theft.