Bobby Short

Tune: Benny Davis's and Harry Akst's "Baby Face"

Bobby Short
Is more congenial than Voldemort
And more amusing than a day in court
Talking tort;

His one live piano's
More fun than five "Sopranos."

Where's the sport
Who could be qualified to hold the Carlyle fort,
Till we ascend the stars
To hit the Bar of Bars,
And once again hear Bobby Short?