I Would Like to Clear Up Some Confusion

Tune: Dreyer's "Me and My Shadow"

I would like to clear up some confusion—
Rumors have arisen, here and there.
Goodness only knows
How a rumor grows—
Nonetheless, I'd like the clear the air.
Now, listen:

Me, I'm not Rambo.
Don't be fooled by all the buzz.
Me? I'm not Rambo.
Did you think—? Well, everybody does!
We've both got attitude;
We tend to strut;
We're never rude—
We simply kick butt.
But me—I'm not Rambo.
Just in case you thought I was.

[Return to bridge for:]

I whupped the Vietcong
In Vietnam;
I'm twice as strong
As Jean-Claude Van Damme.
Damn—he ain't no Rambo!
As for me—perhaps I am.