Legos™ May Hurt

Tune: Fred Fisher's "Peg o' My Heart"

Legos™ may hurt
Or lame you.
Some little squirt
May maim you;
Bricks he may lay
Right in your way.
Two or more in any square foot
Pose a risk, if you go barefoot.

One thing's a cert:
Stay always
On the alert
In hallways.
Brother, get hep—
Watch where you step!
'Cause they hurt.