Wonderbra

Tune: Cole Porter's "Wunderbar"

Gazing down past your neckline,
I perceive you're no Katie Price.
If there's not much to see
Where the headlights 'd be,
May I offer one word of advice—?

Wonderbra!
Wonderbra!
If you'd boast a boosted bust—
One comme ci, one comme ça—
Go and buy a Wonderbra!

Wonderbra!
Wonderbra!
Just the right amount of thrust
Makes 'em all ooh and ah,
"Heaven bless the Wonderbra!"

If you're modest
In dimension—
Lightly bodiced—
Not endowed—
Here's a bosom-
Shaped invention
To perfect your
Architecture.

Wonderbra,
Wonderbra
Has become a fashion must,
So let's cheer, "Hip, hurrah!
Raise your cups to Wonderbra!"