Outsource

Tune: John Barry's "Born Free"

Outsource
Your menial labor!
To hell with your neighbor;
Your costs have got to go down.

Point source
Of curry and ginger—
In other words, "Inja"
(Where most complexions are brown!).

Resource
(Specific'ly, human)
Is taking up too much room
And now will meet its doom.

Outsource
Will solve all your problems,
Except for the problems
You just outsourced.