It Only Takes a Lone Experiment

Tune: Bronisław Kaper's and Walter Jurmann's "San Francisco"

It only takes a lone experiment
To turn a diet into merriment;
It seems incredible,
But one thing edible
Has now been certified at last as "health food":

Oat bran muffins
Lower cholesterol;
Who wouldn't pester all
Bakers for that?

Oat bran muffins–
They're water-soluble;
Wherefore, my voluble
Scat.

Other brans may help you to evacuate,
But you helped your heart with that oat snack you ate!

Oat bran muffins–
I love 'em lathered in,
Smothered and slathered in
Animal fat!