Enron!

Tune: John Barry's "Born Free"

Enron!
Your debits are mounting;
Creative accounting
Won't keep the wolf from the door.

Enron!
Your 401(k) plans
Are now D.O.A. plans;
Your shares have gone through the floor.

Ponzi
(Though also a bankrupt)
Can scarcely presume to swank;
He's strictly second-rank.

Congress!
Who cares if they quaver?
Just call in a favor,
And save Enron!