Ann Coulter

Tune: Cole Porter's "I've Got You Under My Skin"

Ann Coulter
Gets under your skin:
She cold-cocks
Liberal piety;
The sacredest cows
Of modern society—
Like *buzz words.*
And *media spin.*

The Left Wing
Used to be "in":
A sinister spirit suffused
Each editorial;
Our line was seductively slick
And *faux* professorial,
But, truth-wise,
Boy! was it thin.

When Coulter arose to expose the lies,
We did not know how to respond.
The thing that annoyed us most: she's not only wise,
But she's willowy, witty and blonde!

And you know that her fans
Just sit there and grin.
Gad! but it's maddening!
And just a bit saddening.
But the bell's been rung;
Simply bite your tongue
And thank God
She isn't a twin—
Or she'd reeeeeelly
Get under your skin!