Thanksgiving! Let Down Your Curls

Tune: Frederick Loewe's "Thank Heaven for Little Girls"

Thanksgiving!
Let down your curls;
It's time to send your tummies on a spree.

Thankgiving!
It all but swirls
With images of gustatory glee.

You're halfway through the sage-and-onion dressing,
Before your host can give the toast or say the blessing.

Thanksgiving—
Between us girls,
You have to grant me this, no matter what your point of view:
Without it, we'd be all a Size Two!

No kidding!
No joking!
Thanksgiving—
When Bounty hurls!