T.G.I.F.

Tune: Bert Kalmar's and Harry Ruby's "Three Little Words"

T.G.I.F.—
Thank God it's Friday,
When life should begin.

(The last time
I can recall
That this was my day,
Madonna was "in.")

I'm faced with
Saturday's chores,
But not its glamor;
Sundays, of course,
I nurse a katzenjammer.

T.G.I.F.:
If it's so potent,
Then why doesn't God
Come through?