Before the Shah Crapped Out

Tune: James van Heusen's "Personality"

Before the Shah crapped out—
When he had all his clout—
He sat and sneered at the folks in D.C.,
Supported by his awesome
Persianality.

And when Khomeini scored
With the Islamic Horde,
How did he greet the Great Satan's decree?
He turned around and showed his
Persianality.

And what if Persian bombs
Should proliferate?
What would imams
Vociferate,
When Uncle Sam says, J'accuse!?
You know.

So let's concoct a plan
To overrun Iran
And hold elections that truly are free—
They'll tell us all to kiss their
Persianality.