A Pretty Girl Should Have a Mammary
Tune: Irving Berlin's "A Pretty Girl Is Like A Melody"
A pretty girl
Should have a mammary–
Or, better still, have two.
One seems absurd.
Yes, a pair is preferred.
And holy cow!
Imagine how
Superfluous a third!
Now, four or more
Bespeaks flim-flammery,
As well as lack of grace.
It's a widely-held view–
Quota is two.
It's pretty clear
A bust should comprise a brace.
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