Took My Child to See Harry

Tune: Blake's "I'm Just Wild About Harry"

Took my child to see Harry,
And Harry terrified me:
But not the Centaurs,
Nor Dementors—
That stuff is all c.g.

On Ron, there's five-o'clock shadow,
And hips on young Hermio-ne;
And dig the pecs on that Harry—!
They're un-believable,
In-conceivable:
That's what terrifies me!