Omigod! It's Election Time Again!
Tune: Harry Warren's "Would You Like to Take a Walk?"
Omigod! It's election time again!
Holy crap! The Republicans are back.
Geez, Louise! Have you noticed who they're running?
Someone must be funning—
Nothin' good 'll come of that.
Oh, good grief! Must the Democrats debate?
Freakin' A! This is ab-solutely wack.
Hokey smokes! Would you listen to the drivel?
No one's even civil—
Heaven knows, we don't want that.
At the National Convention,
We seek conviction—because we care.
But no, there's no conviction; there's just convection—
Hot air.
Oh, good Lord! Have you seen 'em meet the press?
Golly gee! Do ya think they need a flack?
By the way—did I mention that it's squalid?
Do your pal a solid—
Take a gun and shoot me, stat!
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