Farcical, Frivolous

Tune: Frank Loesser's "Wonderful Copenhagen"

Farcical, frivolous
Schopenhauer—
What a magnificent clown!
He can state a case
With so straight a face,
You would think
That pink
Was brown.

For fun-loving, fanciful
Schopenhauer,
Kidding Around is a creed.
Would our lives today
Be so light and gay,
Without
Schopenhauer,
Frisky and frolicsome—
Schopenhauer
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