Boone's Farm®—Just in Time for Christmas!

Tune: Richard Rodgers's "June Is Bustin' Out All Over"

Boone's Farm®—just in time for Christmas!
Enjoy Season's Greetings in your glass!
Come commemorate the Coming;
Sommeliers are somewhere slumming,
To ensure that you get schnockered off your ass!

Boone's Farm®—just in time for Christmas!
Make Yuletide as classy as can be.
It's the perfect thing for rookies,
'Cause it tastes like rainbow cookies,
And it comes out purty colors when ya pee!
Ain't that a boon—
Boone's Farm® boon?
Christmas brings a Boone's Farm® boon!