Irving Berlin Has Been the Thing to Sing

Tune: Irving Berlin's "What'll I Do?"

Irving Berlin
Has been
The thing to sing
Since Hester Prynne
Started to sin.

(Mister Berlin,
I wish
I had a fin
For every win
Labeled "Berlin.")

Irving Berlin
Made songs
When, nowadays,
They're only making din;

Who is the scout
Whose out-
Put's always In?
It ain't his twin—
Irving Berlin!