Make 'Em Gag, Make 'Em Gag

Tune: Cole Porter's "Be A Clown"

Make 'em gag, make 'em gag,
And the thing's in the bag;
Show 'em blood, show 'em guts,
And the hoi polloi will go nuts.
If the scene makes 'em barf,
Then it should be good for a larf.
If you are shooting Socrates, complete with his cup,
Then go in for the close-up as he samples a sup;
If you can't make 'em upchuck, better chuck it all up.
Make 'em gag, make 'em gag, make 'em gag.