Check Out the Broadway Listings

Tune: George M. Cohan's "Give My Regards to Broadway"

Check out the Broadway listings;
We'll take in one or two good shows.
Simply to score two measly tickets,
We'll be paying through the nose!
Figure the meals and parking,
And now we're talkin' lots of brass.
Give my regrets to New Broadway—
But, all in all, I think I'll pass.

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Tickets and tolls and taxes
Have made the thing a downright farce;
So give my regrets [rit.] to New Broadway—
The Great White Way can kiss my arse.