I Feel the Flu Coming On
Tune: Jimmy McHugh's "I Feel a Song Coming On"
I feel the flu coming on,
And I'm blaming you;
Some sneezer near you lent
Germs of a virulent
New strain.
I feel the flu coming on:
It's a malady
Fraught with much sneezing,
And coughing, and wheezing,
And pain.
I'm feeling far from dapper;
Chills and fever.
At the crapper
I'm a heaver,
And how! Point me straight to the john;
Something's certainly
Wrong with the plumbing,
'Cause I feel the flu coming on.
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