Nevins; This is Nevins

Tune: Irving Berlin's "Cheek to Cheek"

Nevins;
This is Nevins.
Change for Utica and New Lots Avenue.
If you take this train, you're bound to go askew.
This is not a 3 or 4 train. It's a 2.

Nevins;
This is Nevins.
I'll repeat the same until my face is blue,
For I have to get the message through to you.
This is not a 3 or 4 train. It's a 2.

If you want to go to Winthrop–
If you've nothing else to do–
This is just the train to get you there.
Take this one. (It's a 2.)

If you want to go to Newkirk
For a lover's rendezvous,
This is just the train to get you there.
Take this one. (It's a 2.)

Ask yourself,
"Is Church or President Street
My resident street?"
If not, I repeat:

At Nevins
(This is Nevins),
Change for Utica and New Lots Avenue.
If you still don't understand, then here's a clue:
This is not a 3 or 4 train. It's a 2.