Blu-Ray for Bollywood!

Tune: Richard A. Whiting's "Hooray for Hollywood"

Blu-Ray™ for Bollywood!
A DVD is simply not as good;
The reds are redder, and the greens are greener,
The whites are cleaner,
The paisley's out of this world.
(The last occasion
I saw an Asian
On a DVD—well, I frankly hurled.)

Blu-Ray™ for Bollywood,
Where high-fidelity is understood.
A better way to hear the sound of Mum-bai
Is hard to cum-bai—
I'm blessed if somebody could.
So take a tip from me,
And skip the DVD—
Blu-Ray™ for Bollywood!