Green Living is a Royal Hoax
Tune: Vic Mizzy's "Green Acres" Theme
He: Green living is a royal hoax;
Tree-huggers are the butt of jokes;
Clean energy's a total farce;
Global warming's invited to kiss my arse.
She: You dork! (But in the nicest way.)
Gas guzzlers should be DOA.
Your carbon footprint's somethin' else.
Darling, I love you, but what if the icecap melts?
He: More nukes!
She: Whale flukes!
He: Big mall!
She: Think small!
He: You are berserk!
She: Get stuffed, ya big jerk!
Both: Enough!! Put up your dukes!