Rust 'n' Lime

Tune: Jule Styne's "Just in Time"

Rust 'n' lime—
Your pipes have crusted grime;
Some sort of fetid slime
Impedes the flow.

Valves are stuck;
Your drains are filled with muck—
So it's a stroke of luck
You called a pro!

Now I'm here,
And with my trusty roto-rooter
I'll soon have it clear—
Be on my way;

And I won't charge a dime,
'Cause it's the seventh time,
And so it seemed a crime
To make you pay!